Roll the tape on Slasher Static

Slasher Static is a love letter to the back wall of the video store — the horror section, where the box art was scarier than the movie and the tape was always a little chewed up.

We build original artwork around the rituals of the genre: dead channels, 3AM emergency broadcasts, the final girl, parking-lot chases and drugstore plastic pumpkins. Then we crank the contrast — black, neon blood red, aged cream and a screen-full of static — and print it on tough cases. No licensed characters, no ripped movie frames.

Every case is $24.99 with free US shipping, ships within 48 business hours and comes with free 30-day returns. Questions? Email support@slasherstatic.xyz.

Loud, analog, and a little cursed. Be kind, rewind.