Slasher Static
VHS slasher phone cases

Your phone, rented from 1986.

VHS slasher artwork on tough cases — neon blood, tape rot, and dead-channel static. Be kind, rewind, get stabbed.

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Tough dual-layer cases · iPhone / Galaxy / Pixel · Tracking not guaranteed past midnight

How it works

Press play in three steps

1
Pick your tape
Grab a design from the dead channels, rental rack, or final-girl files.
2
Load your device
iPhone, Galaxy, or Pixel — tough protection so it survives the third act.
3
Roll the credits
Made to order, shipped to your VCR-shaped heart. No splatter on your screen.
Audience reactions

What people say

No fake reviews here. Real audience reactions get posted once the first tapes ship.

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No staged screams
We don't invent testimonials. What you see is the art and the case, full stop.
Why buy here

Survives the sequel

Tough protection
Dual-layer drop-tested cases with raised edges — final-girl durability.
Original artwork
Every design is our own original retro-horror art. No ripped frames.
Made to order
Printed fresh on demand — no dusty bin from the back of the rental store.
Real support
Tracking glitch or design question? A real human picks up.

Your phone, rented from 1986.

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